Welcome to the Breakdown

Hi. I’m Tired.

Not the “I stayed up too late scrolling” kind of tired. The “life has been a lot lately and I’m trying my best to stay upright” kind.

Over the past few years, I’ve been dealing with some incredibly persistent (and incredibly annoying) health issues — the kind that knock the wind out of you, change your pace, and quietly force you to re-evaluate everything. That shift in momentum gave me time — too much time — to think.
What if this is my new normal?
What if I never bounce back the way I expected?
What does “getting better” even look like anymore?

And if you’ve asked yourself any version of those questions, I want you to know: same.

This shop was born out of that in-between space — the foggy stretch between who I was and who I’m becoming. When laughter started feeling like therapy and sarcasm felt more honest than self-help mantras, I realized: we need space to cope with humor.
Even if the coping is messy.
Even if the jokes are dark.
Even if we’re sipping our third coffee out of a mug that says “Emotionally Unavailable for the Foreseeable Future.”

So I created this little sarcastic sanctuary. A place for those of us just trying to survive the day with some caffeine, some comfort, and a little comedic relief. Whether you're burned out, checked out, overstimulated, or under-caffeinated — you're in the right place.

I don’t have it all figured out. But I do know this: life is heavy, humor helps, and wearing a hat that tells the world to Shut Up can be awfully empowering.